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Extreme assurance

I became a little skeptical of the extensive and high-pitch assurance from this resume (section of his write-up reproduced verbatim); Around 600 sites already Designed. I have 7+ year of experience in Web Development, Designing & SEO, I am expert in PHP-MYSQL,ASP, .NET, VB, Java, MS- Front Page , Dream weaver Mx , HTML , [...]

Scobleizer on Resumes that suck

Scobleizer says that 80% of Resumes are crap and will be rejected out of hand. How do you get put into the crap pile? Here’s some ways from his blog; Include only an attachment and don’t write anything in the body of the email. Include a misspelling. Apply for a job which you are clearly [...]

I did Projects with Fizzy Bubblech and MUCHENTUCHEN

Click the Image and read the project details. How can one get involved with so many projects and still have similar projects every time? What happen to improvements, innovation? The Projects looks like they’ve been done powered by Fizzy Bubblech drinks and MUCHENTUCHEN foods (Refer Zohan – Glossary).

Looking for Better Prospects

Why would one hire somebody whose primary reason to leave his current job is — looking for ‘better prospects’?

Lying on your Resume

(Comic strip courtesy: Dilbert)

Hell of a way to get Inspired

Saw this via Twitter. Striking similarities between NDTV Advertisement and Yahoo! Ads. Here are the screenshots of their HTML Source; Top Pages Mid Pages Bottom Pages

Resume Twins

Yes, sometimes we get very similar resumes from totally different people.

Someone good with ‘his sql’

A CSS-XHTML Designer got angry when asked to be a trainee

We had a rather weird incident few weeks back. It was an IM Interview for a CSS-XHTML Designer who says he is the top-celebrated CSS Designer in the company he works and have lots of ‘sites’ in his portfolio. We decided to check it out;

Photographer looking for a ‘job in same filed’

A Photographer chose the “Advertisement” as a subject while “looking for a job in same filed.” Btw, we’re never a Photography site nor have we ever asked for Photographers to work/consult for us (yet).