All she wanted was a cum job in IT.
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Posted 04 January 2010
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This is the stage of the Computer Professionals passing out from their M.Sc.
I think I found an Anti-Virus candidate!
This is what I saw in a resume sent to us.
Someone sent me his resume and it reads;
So, you better go to the bathroom before an interview or don’t flush the toilet if you’re on telephone interview responding from inside a bathroom.
Here are more videos of hiring horror stories.
Would you ever hire an “Editor” that sends you the above email?
I became a little skeptical of the extensive and high-pitch assurance from this resume (section of his write-up reproduced verbatim);
Around 600 sites already Designed. I have 7+ year of experience in Web Development, Designing & SEO, I am expert in PHP-MYSQL,ASP, .NET, VB, Java, MS- Front Page , Dream weaver Mx , HTML , DHTML, [...]
Click the Image and read the project details.
How can one get involved with so many projects and still have similar projects every time? What happen to improvements, innovation? The Projects looks like they’ve been done powered by Fizzy Bubblech drinks and MUCHENTUCHEN foods (Refer Zohan – Glossary).
Why would one hire somebody whose primary reason to leave his current job is — looking for ‘better prospects’?