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She wanted a cum job!

Brajeshwar — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:32:48 +0000

All she wanted was a cum job in IT.

The state of Computer Professionals here

Brajeshwar — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 06:59:55 +0000

This is the stage of the Computer Professionals passing out from their M.Sc.

I’m an anti-virus

Brajeshwar — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:03:29 +0000

I think I found an Anti-Virus candidate!
This is what I saw in a resume sent to us.

Will blog and write on forum to promote website

Brajeshwar — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:52:08 +0000

Someone sent me his resume and it reads;

Give me a job right away

Brajeshwar — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 10:10:50 +0000

Move your bowel before an interview

Brajeshwar — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 12:27:49 +0000

So, you better go to the bathroom before an interview or don’t flush the toilet if you’re on telephone interview responding from inside a bathroom.

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Editor, what?

Brajeshwar — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:58:33 +0000

Would you ever hire an “Editor” that sends you the above email?

Extreme assurance

Brajeshwar — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:19:38 +0000

I became a little skeptical of the extensive and high-pitch assurance from this resume (section of his write-up reproduced verbatim);

Around 600 sites already Designed. I have 7+ year of experience in Web Development, Designing & SEO, I am expert in PHP-MYSQL,ASP, .NET, VB, Java, MS- Front Page , Dream weaver Mx , HTML , DHTML, XHTML, XML, ASP , JavaScript , Action Script, VB Script. DREAMWEAVER, FLASH, PHOTOSHOP, CSS, AJAX, ACTIONSCRIPT Adobe Photoshop 7.0, Image Ready 7.0, Jasc Animation Shop 7.0, Adobe Acrobat 6.0, Adobe Illustrator 10, PageMaker 7.0, Corel Draw 11, Flash Mx, Fireworks Mx, Swish V2.

I am able to handle any Web development project. I have worked with lots of US clients. I work from India I have successfully completed many US and UK projects as can be seen from my CV, And so I don’t think there will be any hurdle in telecommuting. I am assuring you of 100% accuracy and desired satisfaction from my work. Moreover, regarding the meeting it can be arranged online at any time suitable to you for discussing the project.

It’s safe and secure to work with experience candidate. I will work for you remotely and will give you 100% accuracy in work.

I did Projects with Fizzy Bubblech and MUCHENTUCHEN

Brajeshwar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:12:13 +0000

Click the Image and read the project details.

How can one get involved with so many projects and still have similar projects every time? What happen to improvements, innovation? The Projects looks like they’ve been done powered by Fizzy Bubblech drinks and MUCHENTUCHEN foods (Refer Zohan – Glossary).

Looking for Better Prospects

Brajeshwar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 10:33:47 +0000

Why would one hire somebody whose primary reason to leave his current job is — looking for ‘better prospects’?