I became a little skeptical of the extensive and high-pitch assurance from this resume (section of his write-up reproduced verbatim);
Around 600 sites already Designed. I have 7+ year of experience in Web Development, Designing & SEO, I am expert in PHP-MYSQL,ASP, .NET, VB, Java, MS- Front Page , Dream weaver Mx , HTML , DHTML, XHTML, XML, ASP , JavaScript , Action Script, VB Script. DREAMWEAVER, FLASH, PHOTOSHOP, CSS, AJAX, ACTIONSCRIPT Adobe Photoshop 7.0, Image Ready 7.0, Jasc Animation Shop 7.0, Adobe Acrobat 6.0, Adobe Illustrator 10, PageMaker 7.0, Corel Draw 11, Flash Mx, Fireworks Mx, Swish V2.
I am able to handle any Web development project. I have worked with lots of US clients. I work from India I have successfully completed many US and UK projects as can be seen from my CV, And so I don’t think there will be any hurdle in telecommuting. I am assuring you of 100% accuracy and desired satisfaction from my work. Moreover, regarding the meeting it can be arranged online at any time suitable to you for discussing the project.
It’s safe and secure to work with experience candidate. I will work for you remotely and will give you 100% accuracy in work.
Scobleizer says that 80% of Resumes are crap and will be rejected out of hand. How do you get put into the crap pile? Here’s some ways from his blog;
- Include only an attachment and don’t write anything in the body of the email.
- Include a misspelling.
- Apply for a job which you are clearly unqualified for (it stands out like a sore thumb).
- Include a Word document that can’t be opened (something like Microsoft Word 2007 format that can’t be open in earlier version, OpenOffice nor Pages).
- Include only a resume and don’t explain why you think you are qualified for the job (believe it or not, a well written letter puts you to the top 20% pretty quickly).
- Send it from an email address with a goofy name.
- Apply for a job for which you are clearly overqualified for.
- Have your friend send in a resume for you.
- Don’t test your email on a variety of clients.
- Send it from free version of Hotmail/Yahoo!, which puts an advertisement at the end of your email. Looks very professional when one see is the ad and nothing else.
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Click the Image and read the project details.
How can one get involved with so many projects and still have similar projects every time? What happen to improvements, innovation? The Projects looks like they’ve been done powered by Fizzy Bubblech drinks and MUCHENTUCHEN foods (Refer Zohan – Glossary).
Why would one hire somebody whose primary reason to leave his current job is — looking for ‘better prospects’?
(Comic strip courtesy: Dilbert)
Saw this via Twitter. Striking similarities between NDTV Advertisement and Yahoo! Ads.
Here are the screenshots of their HTML Source;
Yes, sometimes we get very similar resumes from totally different people.
We had a rather weird incident few weeks back. It was an IM Interview for a CSS-XHTML Designer who says he is the top-celebrated CSS Designer in the company he works and have lots of ’sites’ in his portfolio. We decided to check it out;
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A Photographer chose the “Advertisement” as a subject while “looking for a job in same filed.” Btw, we’re never a Photography site nor have we ever asked for Photographers to work/consult for us (yet).
